May 2013
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May 6th
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April 2013
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How do customers call in and act as stupid as they do, and not realize that they are the idiotic ones? Also… How are there people that I work with that are as dumb or more dumb than the people I have to speak to?   I need to get the fuck out of this job hot damn. 
Apr 27th
Apr 24th
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Contracts and Spiderbutt crabs.
Apr 24th
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 Jennifer likes the Lambent Chicken.
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 19th
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anunexpectedfangirl replied to your photoset: Lol, so it looks like I’m wearing boxers under my… rawr
Apr 18th
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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 I think the only part of this that ACTUALLY needs censoring would be the hands and the feet. They are so terrible. Anyway, naked manthing doodle.  He still needs his fuckload of tattoos. Ugh. Dreading that. [[MORE]]
Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 2nd
March 2013
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Goofballs at work
  So… After work I sometimes hang out and chat with my supervisors because the ones who are stuck with the shit schedules also happen to be the only cool ones. Anyway.  So we’re chatting about different stuff, mostly work inappropriate things, when all of the sudden the “bat phone” (The phone our client uses to keep in contact with them) goes off. They answer and it’s...
Mar 29th
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Mar 22nd
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Walk into the club like ‘whaddup I gotta big cock’.  Because I do.
Mar 22nd
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Mar 12th
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January 2013
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Listentaylorthehobbit: I NEED TO REBLOG THIS A FEW...
Jan 28th
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I feel like an obligatory “I have no memory of this place” Gandalf gif is in order, but I am too tired and drunk to search for it.
Jan 26th
December 2012
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theyre-just-cheats-and-liars asked: Hey! Thanks for the follow, just wanted to say; love your blog so much!:)
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Ask me something and I can only reply in song lyrics.
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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REBLOG IF YOU WATCH MERLIN, DOCTOR WHO,...
comatoseinsomnia: doctordonna10: candylandtimelord:
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Excite
  Going to go see the Hobbit again. :) AMSOEXCITEOMG…  Anyway, back to cleaning.
Dec 24th
Quickly now
Dec 23rd
Reblog if you create infinite numbers of stories...
Dec 23rd
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 No internet… Shtap… Internet… What are you doing?!  INTERNET STOP!
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol: Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.” NOT JIF, GIF. And here is the link for the opposite. WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
Dec 21st
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Middle Earth
I just want to live in Middle Earth. I wouldn’t mind being a hobbit, or an elf, or even a human or dwarf, I just think it would be so neat to live in a world so vast and beautiful!
Dec 21st
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